Jarvis Cocker on the Goo Dolls’ “Iris:” ”He gives a blank look, has a read, and shakes his head in despair. ’I wouldn’t be surprised if that had been written by a lyrics generator on the internet or something like that. ‘You bleed just to know you’re alive’? I mean, really.’”
Suri's Burn Book: Britain’s Prime Minister, David... →
surisburnbook: Britain’s Prime Minister, David Cameron, is taking a stand for ladies everywhere. See, current law states that male heirs take precedence in the royal line of succession, even if they have older, more competent sisters. Cameron is hoping to modernize the monarchy by making the throne go to the…
surisburnbook: It’s part of the deal. I diligently attend kindergarten like some kind of indoctrinated East German underling, and in exchange, she brings me an iced latte and carries all of my belongings. Also, once you’ve traveled the world and read Nabokov’s entire collection, school is just redundant. On Thursday, I put paste all over my hands just so I could peel it off when it dried. ...
Matthew and Mary duet, I cry, twice.
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